Because corgis are adorable and have a pretty cool history. People once believed that Welsh Corgis were the preferred means of conveyance for fairies. And I don’t mean Sky Dancer/Tinkerbell fairies. Fairies were malevolent spirits, intent on destruction and mischief. And they chose corgis to get them around.

And snorkel sounds funny coming after the word corgi.

Look, we’re not here to be super-serious and dour. We like good writing, and we want to share it with you. We want to have fun. We want you to have fun.

And what’s more fun than a corgi snorkeling?